avocado anyone?

I took my body measurements. Not good. Apparently I'm avocado shaped :/ It says you want to be more pear shaped because if you're apple shaped then you're storing excessive fat in you abdominal regions. So I'm in the middle of pear and apple. Pear and apple shape just conjure up blech for me. Cause the body shape most women want is hourglass. However, I realize that that's not even an option, so I should just stop obsessing and accept the fact that...I am avocado shaped. Sigh.